IN COLOUR EP TOUR

Dear Diary,
I just got my ass kicked by some mega sweet waves on a sunny coast beach…. Scott luke and I fought them with all our might but we were defeated…. Punches are largely ineffective against water….. we played at the Sol Bar last night…. Scientific studies have shown that the stage there was the hottest (temperature wise) place on the planet…… after we had deep discussions on a variety of topics such as reasons why Arnie makes a good Governor of California….. there are many to chose from…. He has great leadership skills that he picked up while he was leading warriors in conan the barbarian… and he was the first male human to ever give birth to a child…. And he is a family man- he has a twin brother who is height challenged and whatnot but Arnie still loves him unconditionally….. and he can fly a Harrier jump jet under conditions of extreme stress…. And he reduced his carbon footprint by covering himself in mud to reduce his heat signature so he could defeat the evil predator which I think, and Alex and Luke will confirm it too that they are traits of quality in a governor.

Last Friday we had to wake up at like Death o’clock in the morning (4am) and make our way to the Powerhouse to be involved in Reach Around Australiaaaaaaaa!!!!! With Triple J…. we covered some hot old chicks song Confide In Me….. I hope she liked it and wants to give us a present…. Maybe something she knitted…. Straight after we had to head to the airport to fly to Melbourne and then drive to Moorooduc…. Twas quite a party….. I met a real nice guy…. He was bald and had tats that had stretched with old age…. I think I saw a tat with the name Ralphonso in a love heart on his shoulder….. he was awful friendly…. I learnt a lot of new stuff from him…. Like I had no idea that there’s a spot on the back of my neck that if he was to backhand it I would be paralyzed for an hour or two and he could do what he pleased with me like put my hand down my pants so when I woke up I would be embarrassed or draw a couple of peni… what is the collective noun for penis…. Peni?? Penises? Or is it like sheep when they are both the same…. But he would draw peni on my face or maybe he would, and I quote “butt-f^$% me into submission.” But he was a real nice dude.

The next night we played Northcote social club in Melbourne…. Twas a sweet show…. After we had mature discussions about stuff such as the melting point of mercury and Steve Irwin putting his nuts on a crocodile…. Too soon???

Tonight we play The Zoo in our home town n shit yo…. Its going to be off the hizzle… we’re joined by our homies from Major Major and Cuthbert and the Nightwalkers…. I’m so in love with all of them…. I would most definitely cover myself in mud to reduce my heat signature and fight a predator to protect those guys…. And then I’d say shit like “Who IS YOUR DADDIE AND WHAT DOES HE DO???”


GET OUDDA DA CHOPPA

Love Pete