Going on The Grates tour!!

Dear Diary,
I now completely understand why people think dolphins are kick ass. I recently watched some youtube clip where dolphins blow air rings from their blow holes…. It totally kicks ass… like Eric Roberts kicks ass….. and that’s a whole lot of kick ass…. Did you know that Eric Roberts is in the smash hit show “Heroes” where seemingly ordinary people have extra-ordinary “abilities”…. Apparently Eric Roberts has the “ability” to kick a crippling cocaine habit right in the teeth. That’s not his only “ability,” he also will never fucking die!!! Ever! Which is an awesome premise I think every generation to come needs Eric Roberts…
Imagine theres no Eric Roberts….
Its easy if you try….
No fil’ums such as Freefall
The thought just makes me cry
Imagine all the people who didn’t see him kick ass….
Oooooooh ooh ooooh

I have no idea why they don’t let me write lyrics.

News for you diary you bitch. On Monday, like Monday just gone we (the band) were in a studio in Albion of sunny Brisbane filming a clip for Rainbow Kraut our soon to be released single… it could of all ready been released to radio I’m not sure… I’m hardly ever let out of my cage… but this one time I talked to a girl.... and she touched me in the face with her open palm…. It was all done on blue screen, I’m expecting most of it to be me flying over pretty cities n shit and maybe fighting a three thousand year old warlord from Japan. (see how I changed what I think the script for the latest mummy film is and making the idea my own there by changing China to Japan)
We were joined by Laura K, (find her on myspace) her and Maggie were there to look pretty…. Pretty fuckin sweet that is…. My favourite kind of sweets is most definitely snickers bars…. And not just because they have Mr T in the ads…. I pity that foo’ My favourite was the ones with the extra nuts… I don’t think they make them any more which is a crime against humanity…. I heard that Mr G. T. Morenuts sued them for using his likeness. He had a case because he looked like a giant slab of poo on legs…. If you would like to sign my real life (made up) petition asking Mr G. T. Morenuts to let snickers start producing snickers more nuts bars go to (don’t go to) www.iwantmorenuts.com.au

On Thursday (may be today… depends on when I could be bothered to post this) we play our first show of the massive Grates tour…. I have been preparing what I’m going to say when I meet them…. I’ve written some jokes just for the occasion… here’s just a taste…. What did the beer bottle say to the beer…… Get outta my head!!! Lol…. Lmao…. Omg ftw…. That was fkn awsm imho…. Im down with all that net speak like a mother bitch.
We play a whole heap of shows thru October with them and the Vasco Era its going to be Grate… did you get that one diary??? Im going to drop that somehow in casual conversation with someone next time I get out of my cage… maybe I could make a girl laugh.

I have to return some video tapes.

Love Pete